I've hit that annoying point where I'm not allowed to eat or drink anything until after surgery. Here is a list of things that I might commit a crime for right now (note: yes, I'm being slightly dramatic):
-A large fountain diet pepsi
-A donut (specifically a yeast donut with chocolate frosting from my local Speedway Gas Station)
-Gum
-French fries
-Son of a Baconator (Note: if you haven't had one of these burgers, get one!)
-Some of the chocolate caramel chex mix I decided to make this morning to send with my girls going to Louisville (Ladies, that was sacrifice haha)
-Anything to drink!
Besides being hungry, here are the other things I've slightly stressed over today:
-What should I wear? I have a lot of comfy clothes to choose from.
-I can't wear deodorant? Pretty sure the annoyance of that is making me sweat more
-What do I do with my hair? Up? Down? Straight?
-What? I can't use any hair products? Have you seen my hair?
-Do I have enough Saran Wrap? (Note: it's close but I think I'll be ok) (Note: no, I was not trying to say that my boobs are so big that I'll need a lot)
-How long until I get to eat??????
Side note: I have not stressed about school at all. Then again, I might have gone a little overboard with four pages of sub notes and piles sorted by day each labeled with a Post-it. I meant to take a picture and forgot.
Ok off to begin the long day! I've been asked to provide a picture of the saran wrapped breast (you can thank Jess for that one). Not sure I'll put that on the world wide web. Ha!
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